I may not always be able to grasp the complexities of the world, but I will totally always grasp your butt.
No matter how hard life gets, I promise I will always get harder.
1v1 me bro.
I promise to love you even when you’re fat and ugly. I just can’t promise I won’t also love other people.
One ring to rule them all.
Baby, baby, baby, baby, nooooooo.
You hate everyone just as much as I do, and I think maybe that’s love.
Divorce rates are at an all-time high, so let’s get high.