May 2013
Potential future wedding vows:
I may not always be able to grasp the complexities of the world, but I will totally always grasp your butt. No matter how hard life gets, I promise I will always get harder. 1v1 me bro. I promise to love you even when you’re fat and ugly. I just can’t promise I won’t also love other people. One ring to rule them all. Baby, baby, baby, baby, nooooooo. You hate everyone just as...
diagondaley:
buttgenie:
i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens
#especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset
craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
jimbertimber:
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
“There’s an opposite to déjà vu. They call it jamais vu. It’s when you meet the...”
– Chuch Palahniuk (via hellanne)
at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music
himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
potential-and-difference:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
